Teachers

So, school is just starting, and my classes are pretty darn awesome. You might be wondering what my classes are, since I spend practically all of my time on the computer and the rest of my time studying. Well, I’m taking world literature, world history, advanced geometry, introduction to chemistry and physics, latin, band, “digital images, text, and sounds”. All of my teachers are kind of, well, kind of crazy, but it’s okay, because they’re that great kind of crazy that keeps you entertained and keeps you from falling asleep in the middle of class. My ICP teacher is really cool, but an organization FREAK, which may mean trouble in the near future. My geometry teach is loved by everyone, including myself. I mean, I know I’m bad at math, but seriously, she’s the best. My Latin teach is pretty much a bonafide superstar, since she’s written so many books and stuff. If I accomplish half as much as she has in her life, well, I’ll have lived a happy life. My World Lit teacher/adviser is the craziest of them all; she’ll probably be the focus of an upcoming “Crazier than Me” segment, which’ll be really fun. My world history teacher seems nice enough, but seems kind of, um, strict. She’s really short (shorter than my sister), but seems okay. My digitextsounds teach is my only male teacher, and he seems kinda bored with his life, but he’s making it last while he can, which is nice. He’s also a geogami nerd, which is refreshing, because I thought I was the only one And, as usual, band is band; extremely fun!

So, just so i can see what my readers are thinking, how was your first day of school? Were your teachers crazier than mine? Dare you to tell me in a comment Peace

CRAZIER THAN ME: The Olympics*

So, the summer Olympics have begun, and everything’s gone crazy. First of all, Beijing isn’t the best place to have the Olympics right now, I think we can all agree. It’s so polluted in China that their air pollution floats over the Pacific Ocean, into California! Second of all, why is our country doing the Olympics? Granted, it’s a tradition and all that jazz and sports and the pride of a nation and blah blah blah, but let’s be real; this country is about $482 BILLION in DEBT. There is absolutely no way we are gaining any money doing the Olympics. I mean, we may not be losing a lot, but seriously, at this rate, we might as well just start living off Maruchan right now. But I will be lax, athletes do need a bit of glory, since there aren’t really many things above doing the Olympics. I think it’s safe to say that after the Olympics are over, athletes either coach a sports team, buy a sports bar, or train at a gym; maybe all three. But considering the fact that gold metal isn’t even really a legitimate ‘gold’ metal anymore (mostly gold plated silver), the Olympics are crazier than me.

Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni translates to Beijing Welcomes You

* I have absolutley nothing against the Olympic Athletes, Olympic Organization, or NBC. Let’s be real.

CRAZIER THAN ME: Rick Astley

Oh, yes. the guy with the velvety voice, who found a way to make the cheezy love song, “Never Gonna Give You Up” the gift that keeps on giving, even today. Not many people sound quite as unique as Astley, or quite as surprising. I mean, how shocked were you at the beginning of the video for NGGYU? It was so strange! Astley cut his last album in 2005, the compilation disk called Portrait. In the unconventional sense of the word, Rick Astley is definitely crazier than me.

CRAZIER THAN ME: BlogTV.com

The home of some of my favorite youtubers is not preferred by yours truly. Annoyance #1: Waiting rooms. You go to the chat and expect to be able to do an actual live chat with your favorite youtubers, but when you get into waiting room #1, then have to move to waiting room #10, it’s frustrating. Annoyance #2: the slow server. Even if you get into the exclusive-as-heck main room, you might have to leave if you can’t see the host, because the server is so slow! Annoyance #3: spammers. Yes, there are spammers everywhere, but on other webcam hosting sites, it is easy for the host to see the spammers and boot them from the chat. On blog tv, since the host can’t see the waiting rooms, there are spammers just running through the place! It’s so annoying. It may be the home of my favorite youtubers, but I totally prefer stickam!

CRAZIER THAN ME: Gary Busey

First of all, lately the guy’s been saying that random things were “dyslexic”. I refuse to believe the man knows what dyslexia is. It’s kinda like when someone tells you a really long or complicated word, and you presume the meaning, but really you start using the word without realizing the person who told you the word had no idea what the word meant anyway. But dyslexia? Seriously, Busey? You couldn’t find the time to go to Wikipedia and get a lax definition of the learning disorder? I mean, I can see how he couldn’t find the time between all the paparazzi and movie roles, but really? Dyslexia?! He’s using it in the same way someone would say the word ‘retarded’, which is wrong in itself. Second of all, the man is downright scary. I mean, let’s be honest; there’s Leona Helmsley, Michael Jackson, and Gary Busey all in that same Halloween mode. Gary Busey is definitely crazier than me.

CRAZIER THAN ME: Justin Timberlake

First of all, I’ve never liked Justin. *Nsync was a pointless band, that simply filled the void between the Backstreet Boys and LFO in the 90’s. They all made a pretty penny from pointless songs like “Bye Bye Bye” and “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” (by the way, what kind of backhanded insult is that? I know it’s supposed to be a love song, but if someone actually said that to me, I would be mad. Like if you’re kinda bragging about something, and someone goes, “well, God must have spent a little more time on you.” Backhanded…) Second of all, Justin didn’t really get any backlash for the Superbowl scandal. Janet took all of the blame, even though it wasn’t really her fault. Justin used the experience to coin the term “wardrobe malfunction”. Finally, he’s box office poison. Have you seen one Justin Timberlake movie that hasn’t failed miserably? I haven’t seen any of them, because I have a shred of dignity to uphold. Justin Timberlake is definitely crazier than me.

CRAZIER THAN ME: Celebrities who REFUSE to pay Taxes

Lately, more and more celebs have been taking a page out of the Helmsley book by not paying their taxes. Case in point, Wesley Snipes, aka Blade, who apparently owes millions of dollars to the feds in taxes. The man has been in all three of those garbage Blade movies, which probably made a fortune together. The has a billion dollar resume, and refuses to pay taxes! He’s not the only one though; a few years ago, the first Survivor champ, Richard Hatch, was busted for not paying his taxes. Isn’t that the first thing you think about when you win something/anything? Now, I get it; taxes are boring and stressful and everything wrong with the world, but THEY’RE NOT OPTIONAL. If anything, taxes are way easier for them- pay someone to do your taxes! Celebs who don’t pay taxes are crazier than me.

I’M SORRY OKAY?: CRAZIER THAN ME:: Ricky Williams

Everyone knows he’s crazy. If you’re a football fanatic, you’ll agree that Ricky Williams is the epitome of crazy. His career has fluctuated so much, there’s no other word to describe him.

NEW POSTING SCHEDULE

OK, you guys. I give up. I will not be able to make the 3 daily segments until the summer time. School is swamping right now, and it’s waaay too much to handle. Taking that into consideration, I still love all of my segments, and, according to the stats, so do you guys. So here’s how it’ll go:

I’ll try my very best to do the videos daily, as I’m on youtube 24/7, and the fact that I haven’t been keeping up with the VOTD segment is absolutely ridiculous. I’ll do “Listen to This” segments Monday-Thursday, and “Crazier than Me” segments on the weekends.

Also, I love it when people leave comments! If you’d like to see any more segments, comment below. I think I might start up a TV/movie segment sometime in the near future. Also, if you’d like the origami segment back, let me know. Keep in mind, many of these segments will begin on about June 3rd.

P.S. 800 VIEWS! WOW. Amazing. Thanks to the regular readers & everyone who just stumbles upon the blog! I love you all!

CRAZIER THAN ME: New York

Y’all know who I’m talking about. The PERSON, not the city/state. New York is supposedly set to have a new show on VH1, called New York Goes to Hollywood, where the “HBIC” lives in Hollywood with Tailor Made, and attempts to fulfill her dream of becoming a real actress. Yeah, okay. With all the drama that girl’s got cooking up, it’s no wonder she has shows on VH1, 24/7. New York is definitely Crazier Than Me.