Bucket List

1. Make a documentary comparing all-girls schools to all-boys schools. It would be a cool thing to watch, seeing how much the people at my school talk about the all boys school, making presumptions which are kind of unfair to make without a source of reference.
2. Make a band with some friends and write a song to make it onto the charts.
3. Write a screenplay of a modernised Orpheus-Euridice appeal, where Orphy and Dice are both prepsters in love, but Euridice’s “underworld” is the world of sex, drugs, and parents who are too distracted by their own problems to care, or something to that extent.
4. Meet a guy like DA or Max, fall in love, and learn something from the experience.
5. Create a website that takes little to no money to maintain, yet brings in millions of dollars in cash due to it’s comedic appeal (see fmylife.com or textsfromlastnight.com).
6. Meet someone on my I think you’re awesome, but I’ll never know until I meet you list. These people include: Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Anton Yelchin, Emile Hirsch, DA Wallach, Maxwell Drummey, Adam Levine, Tina Fey, Mya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Jason Mraz, Gabriel Saporta, Ezra Koenig, and many others.
7. Enjoy playing the piano and become good enough at it to be able to show off my skills to people.
8. Tell everyone who’s ever screwed me over to go fuck themselves on national television.
9. Stop being a vegetarian. It’s just such an addicting rush of good karma!
10. Love my life the way I deserve to be able to.