So, this blog has gotten just about two times as many views as my youtube page, which is really awesometabulous. Recently, on one of many 5 awesome channels, there was a contest 4 worst songs ever. I LOVED THIS. HERE’S MY LIST.
“Beat It” Fall Out Boy feat. John Mayer- I’m sorry, but it’s just wrong. The only reason they made this song was because they were too lazy to write lyrics themselves, and so they phoned a great guitarist (J. Mayer), and just did a Michael-Jackson-Already-perfected cover. There are only three reasons people listen to FOB: their melodies, Pete Wentz, and their preppy popularity. THAT’S IT! However, John Mayer was great.
“Before He Cheats” Carrie Underwood- I think this song became so popular, so fast, that people didn’t actually realize how crazy the song is. It’s COOCOOBANANAS!!! If a guy released this song, not only would he be in jail, but he’d also never get a date again (sorry, Joe!)
“Ticks” Brad Paisley- EWW. EWW. EWW. Does he think that’s attractive? I’d like to hear some girl say, “I’d like you to check me for ticks!” Totally repulsive.
“Fergalicious” Fergie- WHAT IS THE POINT, FERGIE? Okay, I am a Fergie-hater, but with good reason- she’s crazy inappropriate, and isn’t really setting a great example for the kids (unlike Trick Daddy.) Um, Fergie, talk about vanity.
“See You Again” Miley Cyrus- First of all, I’m tired of Disney’s blatant child exploitation. Second of all, this song is not only a rip-off of “Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart, but it’s also pretty immature, along with all other “Miley-Cyrus-Hannah-Montana-any-other-personalities-no-one-even-knows-about” songs. I’m tired of it. I’ll give the 10 and under, no musical perspective population a break, but if you’re older, listen to a little bit of jazz or something. Just, really, America. Get it together.
Whoop, there it is.
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